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How to Take a Dump in Public.

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— The Order — Discover the secret order that has helped the movements of nations for centuries.
"The courtesy flush is the mark of a person of good breeding."
— I.C. Bowles

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— About the author —

I.C. Bowles

Current Director of F.L.U.S.H.

I.C. Bowles is the twelfth to sit on the Director’s seat of F.L.U.S.H., heir to a bloodline traced back to Roman times. Each generation before him added to a body of knowledge the public was never meant to see.

No Director seeks the seat — one simply waits their turn, and tries to be as productive as possible once there.

Thus far, Director Bowles’s movements have been kept private. This is his first public work.